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Mjollnir Gaming

July 12, 2009
Recuitment Update (submitted by Moonwrath at 12:58pm MST) Hey guys, it's your friendly neighborhood Rogue here checking in. It's been awhile since our last update, so I wanted to make an announcement on our current recruiting needs. Mjollnir raids 7pm-11pm Monday-Thursday. We want people who will show up to raids. We do NOT want people who only show up once a week or once a month. If you are consistent, we want you! We want people who know how to play their class. We want quick thinkers and problem solvers that do not need their hand held to press buttons in the right order. If you routinely sit in void zones or eat rocket strikes, do not bother applying. Our quota on those people is already filled. We need Healers and Ranged DPS the most, but will look at every app regardless of class(especially if you meet the above criteria). Classes and specs we are recruiting are as follows: Resto and Elemental Shamans Holy and/or Disc Priests Resto Druids Moonkin and Feral Druid(cat or tank, if tank must be Uld25 geared) Holy Paladin Warlocks Unholy DK(must be well geared) Mage Once again, even if we are not recruiting a certain class, please apply if you think you will be an asset to our raid group. We will consider exceptional apps regardless of class or spec. Apply on our forum and come raid Ulduar and soon the Argent Coliseum with us.
May 13, 2009
I missed the Lost season finale for this (submitted by Moonwrath at 10:40pm MST) But it was all worth it. We downed Mimiron AND General Vezax tonight. After a couple nights on Mimiron we put it all together for a great and satisfying kill. Easily the hardest boss of the instance so far and it felt great to see this bastard eat dirt. After Mimiron we ventured down to General Vezax and after a 6% wipe on our first pull we knew we had this one. A couple attempts later and he went down. Grats to everyone on their loot and making great progress in Ulduar this week, showing us what we are capable of when everyone logs on. Yoggles is next, stay tuned. Same bat time, same bat channel. Recruiting update! We are still recruiting. The following classes are in need: 1 holy priest 1 holy paladin 1 hunter Apply on the forums and come raid Ulduar. Killshots:
May 2, 2009
Umm, More Bosses Down! (submitted by Moonwrath at 02:00am MST) I'm a little late updating here but whatevs. We went in on Thursday and ganked Thorim and then bitch slapped Freya(also another HUUUUUUUGE bitch, hence the bitch slap). Freya's my honey though because she loves the alchemists. Ulduar is a blast so far but now we face our hardest challenge yet in Mimiron. We need more RANGED DPS and HEALERS so we can smoke this dude and the rest of Ulduar so app on the forums. Killshots:
April 29, 2009
Brodirs before Hodirs. (submitted by Moonwrath at 10:00pm MST) So we beat Hodir down until he finally came to his senses and realized that Yoggy is the bad guy, not us. Great job everyone! On a side note. We are RECRUITING. The following are the classes we need, and we need em badly. ANY RANGED DPS! (Hunters and Locks most needed) ANY HEALER! (Resto Shaman most needed) Apply on our forums and come raid Ulduar with us!
April 27, 2009
Swine flu strikes Ulduar, bosses die. (submitted by Moonwrath at 09:25pm MST) While our valiant guild leader was indisposed(most rumors identify the swine flu epidemic in Mexico as the cause) we managed to power through and kill two new bosses. Since we started light on people(mostly healers, HINT HINT WE NEED HEALERS STILL) we went to Ignis and dropped his fat ass. After that we turned our sights to the "That's a HUUUUUUGE Bitch!" Auriaya. After some frustrating pull attempts we put it all together for a very satisfying kill. Great job this week, on to the Keepers next week! Killshots:
April 22, 2009
That's Two Thus Far, Shooter. (submitted by Moonwrath at 10:22pm MST) Well we killed Iron Council tonight, which means we have 2 out of the 3 Antechamber bosses slain. Auriya's up next, and I can say my hatred for felines is justified.
April 21, 2009
Chrono Trigger is Awesome. (submitted by Moonwrath at 12:14am MST) So does anyone remember the badassery of Chrono Trigger? Well, anywho, Kologarn reminds me of Gaia in the 12000 BC time period as well as the last form of Lavos. Awesome fight, lots of fun. We also killed that XT-002 kid. We all love him so much I guess you could call us a bunch of mechanopedophiliacs. That one is for you Gerrin. Grats on the great start in Ulduar for the first week. Killshots:
April 16, 2009
And We're Off! (submitted by Moonwrath at 10:15pm MST) So Ulduar is finally out, and our server is finally playable! First night in battling through lag, world server shutdowns, disconnects, other assorted patch day hilarity, we managed to one shot Flame Leviathan before the server crapped out for good. I must say that whole gauntlet and fight is really fun, even though it's easy. Hard modes ftw? No screenshot because we forgot. Tonight was great as we killed Razorscale! Grats everyone on lewts and stuff. We got a few pulls on Ignis before realizing the bug fix was reverted so we headed to XT-002 for a bit but called Ulduar for the night due to lack of healers(HINT HINT). P.S. We cleared that new Vault boss Emalon. Lolpugs is all I'll say on that one. Also, we needs healers and ranged deeps(hunters especially). Apply on the forums!
April 13, 2009
It's a shame but the show must go on (submitted by Fianna at 11:23pm MST) That's right, looks like blizz decided to fuck with our sacred break time for good, why?, cuz' appearantly everything points out that the 3.1 patch (aka Ulduar) will be released tomorrow, crushing all our dreams and hopes. I want you guys to check out the queerness of the preview picture they used: Anyways, i wanted to post this to remind everyone that we're back on track and looks like our raiding schedule will be going back to normal as soon as the burning legion server or the preferred term "clusterfuck" sorts out all the issues it will have. Yeah, forgot to say that we're recruiting resto shamans and probably a really good ret pally since spartanx is cruising the gay force for the time being (it was a joke, we're not really recruiting ret pallys). Forever Yours
February 10, 2009
Sartharion, more like FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and your 3 drakes (submitted by Fianna at 12:44am MST) I'll make this real simple since i'm tired, tonight we finally managed to improve a little bit in this pathetically easy game and killed Sartharion + 3 Drakes (A.k.a. Twilight Vanquisher Achievement). These are definitely good news for the guild, but dont' be fooled though, after 4 days of constant wiping, we were able to realize that there are plenty of retards that slow down our progression by not knowing how to use their eyes... anyways congrats everyone!!. Well well, looks like even Mjollnir: Cheers to Sotirios (Silendeath) for beating everyone on the roll and winning the drake, i hope i'm speaking for everyone that you do deserve it my greek friend, and i would only say that about a few guildies.